What the FUCK??? Callcott died of cancer in Noosa, Queensland on 10 May 2013, aged 66. Just slap 'em! He checks, nods dramatically, and then helps himself to all of the asparagus. It used to be a dirty little secret that they would do commercials for a million in Japan or Europe (Angelina, Johnny D & George). The guy drops off food at some poor sod's house then saunters off, staring at his phone. What about the old, starving, cold Russian Jews? It used to be a dirty little secret that they would do commercials for a million in Japan or Europe (Angelina, Johnny D & George). R263, I like the other kid in that commercial who wants "wafer cookies!" [quote]The poor pathetic man in the Previgen commercial who does motivational speaking when he's not substitute teaching. The singer sounds like she's being slowly tortured. And that Alexa commercial that now runs ten thousand times a day that shows the old couple dancing to their favorite song, I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU - they couldn't have gone ONE MORE SECOND to include the whole line, "I only have eyes for youDEAR!!". I hope that people who want to help understand that the best way is to support local groups -- but I suppose these manipulative advertisers have studies showing that their horrible commercials actually produce the results they want. That Gold Bond commercial with the pervy old black dude and the young guys with moist balls. Whatever commercial uses that awful song, "How Do You Like Me Now?" The Freestyle Libre commercial with that bespectacled, smug fat fuck who is checking his levels while at dinner with his wife. Learn More. I heard Charles Barkley say he wouldn't be surprised if Shaq started doing ads for tampons! Is it just in LA - the Casino Morongo commercial - with an older African American couple laughing and grooving out in a convertible - he looks like an older Rick Fox and she looks like that tv chef Carla. and they don't have annoying crinkling when you move, etc. UGH. Colgate Total | Television Commercial | 2004 Analog Indulgence 35K subscribers 9.5K views 6 years ago Colgate Total | Television Commercial | 2004 Colgate (sub-brand of Colgate-Palmolive). Watch the "How to Have a Bright Smile" video and show your child how they can have a bright smile by learning this proper brushing technique. Flo's sister is supposed to be a self-absorbed bitch, the commercial gets to the point. Geico has been replaced with Consumer Cellular as the sponsor of "Jeopardy. You have to have a certain timeline to go after someone and that were at the 418th in already dude. I won't ever watch it again. It's silly but nowhere near as annoying as the previous ad, and the puppy is worth watching. I hate loud/yelling commercials. They eat lunch Together - one has a tummy ache the other has hungry eyes. At the end - Humira works and they are both happy. Colgate Commercial - 2008 was released on: USA: 29 January 2008 (internet) . There are two versions of the exact same commercial - one with Covid masks and one without masks. One of the two women in the commercial says something like "Infused with two things - like a karate door!" speech. Back to topic: I can't stand the Jimmy Walker Medicare commercial. So, will the two 9-1-1 cast members ever get together in a romantic way? The Amazon Go commercial with the bald woman doing interpretive dance in the aisles with her Millennial vocal fry voiceover Dont mind if I do! as she grabs a prepackaged salad that probably was made several weeks before. Those ZuckerFuck Meta adds with their multicultural security specialists whispering that Jeff needs regulation, that regulation is good in social media, please regulate us. Im Morgan and theres more to me than HIV. Can barely understand a word he says. GET TINTING, YOU OAFS! He makes me hate whatever he's selling. My God I thought I was watching a infomercial. Are the 1-888-Sparky electricians ad national? I have to mute the tv. Christ the new car commercial where a school band plays really bad. I already hate the Mike Myers spot and I've only seen the shitty thing once. They picked homely women so, yeah, I CAN picture all those Karens pooing! In fact the blind kid should be first on the bus period. A woman sure cannot get a Pap smear over a damn cell. I watch a couple of oldies like the Munsters on Cozi. Kia has an ad showing a writer with writers block get in her car and drive around. Literally. Kevin yells back, what! PICK UP THE FUCKING TABLET! In the commercial, white trash people are shown watching him on TV and saying, "Sold, sold, sold!". I've been seeing an ad with a young woman who works there and is then shown studying at one of their tables. For fuck's sake! That hungry root shit comes off like its meant for poor people who have empty refrigerators who want to get em packed with food no matter what it is. That Keeps commercial with the guy who looks like Byron Allen with a gheri curl or probably just 80s Byron Allen. That Kate McKinnon commercial. And those goddamned Chinese Fung Shen dancers, or whatever it's called, which will inundate us for 3 fucking months. All of the teflon pan commercials. Her big floating head superimposed on the teeny tiny Beachbody instructor is creepy AF. That jewelry commercial where he writes to his fiancs dead dad asking to marry him. Lil' Nas has great delivery. If I had a gun . Who cares about his weak eye? That colgate ad where the "blind" kid gets on the school bus and makes a friend awww. Sounds like something theyd have made Jefferson Airplane sing at the end of White Rabbit when performing on Ed Sullivan to phase out all the drug references. Has anyone mentioned the newest Shingrix (sp?) The new 'Martha' ads for Medicare advantage plans is downright AWFUL. The commercials are long, tedious, and feature washed-up elderly actors and athletes that just make you sad. But let us be grateful that the horrible "real people, not actors" Chevrolet ads seem to be gone (hope I'm not jinxing it here). They rock out eating dinner and playing at the gaming tables. Men With Cerebral Palsy Kid is stalking me! The Julia Roberts Lancome commercial - she doesn't say one word, and that big smile looks maniacal. Im tired of seeing Serena Williams appear in so many commercials. How he keeps from wandering into traffic every day is beyond me. Thats really digging. I can't wait for the enrollment deadline to be over. R310 - I was watching football yesterday afternoon when that hideous ad came on and I yelled out loud - as bad as the Princess Diana guy! All of their commercials are muted because all of them are senior cellular service or Medicare open enrollment ads. Thats so flyover. She has to share her news with a random delivery guy because her family hates her. I've gotten very good at grabbing the remote and hitting the SKIP button as soon as I see Blondie bent over to show how you can't detect the diapers in her yoga pants. Aha! Finger Hut with the jungle black woman doing a jungle dance while mowing her lawn with a push mower. Readers Digest Partners for Sight Foundation is committed to maintaining compliance to the Web Content Accessibility Guidelines (WCAG) 2.0 Level AA standard for digital accessibility. @Colgate. iSpot.TV: This company is a TV advertising measurement firm, but it's still a helpful resource, namely . Yeah thanks guys. God I fucking hate that State Farm ad where the woman piles meat on the scale. You just know Jeff Bezos expects the entire world to get on their knees and suck his dick for paying his warehouse workers more than minimum wage. Like most other things these days, you can pretty easily find the names of actors in TV commercials through a simple online search. R97, I haven't seen that one. Tired of his creepy looks and body. I've never seen Pablo Schrieber in a commercial. She dances like some cruiseship performer. Why don't you take a shower more often so we don't have to smell your stinky parts. I didnt read the whole thread so sorry if someone already said this. Any commercial where a 40something guy looks at the camera and says What she wants? The muscle hunk in the Magic Spoon commercial, was he a contestant on Big Brother? Leave alone nurse of Progressive commercial. I hate them all, mainly because they seem to be on constantly. [quote] I love the Applebee's commercial with the dancers. The Sopranos Chevy spot. Who thought she was funny or would somehow make a good impression on the target audience (or on anyone)? Who the fuck knows and why are they cooking dinner and not a nice big breakfast. Both men come across as very smarmy. [quote]Have you noticed the uptick of serious season actors shilling now? She has a line or two, but I didn't pay attention to what she says. B. Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and it was a joke. Some say the Mother says "Happy Birthday" and others say she says "Happy First Day" as in his new job. Those with the longest life expectancies usually have more mobility, better medical care and adaptive equipment and greater autonomy and independence. No shame at all. Turned so bitter and mean. Some people in advertising never finished high school. She's so fucking annoying. The more I think about that Hungry Root commercial the more pissed off I get. "And now, we wear the pahnts!". Szaz, not nasal enough. How do some of these ridiculous commercials even get past the discussion stage? What is she, Beanie Feldstein's understudy in Funny Girl? God, shes fucking annoying. Thanks to those people who sent info about the video. Grrrl, wrinkles are the least of your problems. I deeply HATE those Prevagen spots. Come to think of it, think Ed Sheran sang one of the songs to those obnoxious jewelry commercials. Speaking of Jlo r1, I play several games on my phone, and I'm constantly seeing Jlo in ads for Coin Master. Now if I could get some semen stained speedos, tele-buggery interests me. *Patients receive a discount when you recommend through Colgate Professional Direct. One of the last shots is of her at graduation. Lip synching Janis Joplin with my mouth open as fucking wide as I can! Is this the only way you can make money, Jimmy J. Walker and Joe Namath??? What Can Your Smile Do? sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. Nothin on my skin. Google Fi. From his point-of-view heading out of store across parking lot a gay-voice bearded employee (cart guy?) The best part is when the frau preggo wife waddles in and swears they had run out and he being a complete sociopath simply says we did. R409 I think you mean "the adowable teddy bear blanket". Or that long Caleb/Alec shriners. Those repulsive Amy Schumer Tampax commercials are disgusting. After he smiles, the girl smiles too and he makes her acquaintance. Get ready for little nugget Kaleb to step up. R80, maybe that's what Prevagen does to those who take it -- turns them all into Stepford wife types. Definitely, R14!! I may have missed a post here about Khloe Kardashian for a headache drug. Even Jon Stewart these days, all he does is scold people in Congress or Wall Street. Really? There's a new commercial for an allergy medicine or something which mentions spring time - and it uses the song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year". The Chipotle commercial selling their plant based Chorizo or soyrizo where they get the whitest guy on the planet as there voice over. We shouldn't have to put up with TV ads about such subjects in the first place, but how is this bratty response supposed to be cute in any context? Where did they find these people? Nobody in that age talk to each other like that. Mom and Dad sniff the Downey and are instantly taken to nirvana. What are the release dates for Colgate Commercial - 2008? The spot features a Beauty 13 Feb Colgate Optic White Renewal Jeggings Throwback Commercial by Vincent So I always questioned the Hispanic authenticity to begin with so the they would have Dakota Chad Smith voicing the commercial doesnt phase me, it just sounds so preppy gringo. Does Christopher on 9-1-1 have cerebral palsy? James Harrison from high school?" Old lady "Martha" and her Medicare Open Enrollment commercial. You still have to do all the prep work, like oH tHiS iS SO FUtuRistic!!!1! The stupid Dr Oz ad where blames Biden for shutting down factories while pointing to the factory behind him that was closed 27 years ago. Visual dog whistle? The one I'm especially disgusted by is the spot where all the minority business owners are featured. From proper toothbrush care, how cavities are formed, which toothpaste to use and how to get your whole mouth clean, Dr. Rabbit teaches your child how to properly develop good oral . [quote] the Shriner's gimpy kids give you a blanket. I HATE that Applebee's commercial, both the song and the people dancing. The Greenies dog food commercial with the Tom Hanks in Castaway type guy and his dog on the island who takes a stick from the guy spelling out HELP. What the hell does HELO mean? May he just needs to open them. It's a toss-up between the Biktarvy and Dovato commercials. He reminds me of NYC weatherman Mike Woods (gay) who also wears too-tight suits on his overly muscled upper body. Ah - as I type hear comes Mayim Bayalik cradling her coffee mug telling that she is a scientist. The ones where idiot Rob Gronkowski tries to sign up for veteran's insurance because "I'm special.". Can the cleft-palated children be far behind? Colgate has also launched a project called Colgate Optimism Project, which is an initiative that focuses on celebrating optimistic youth leaders who are taking active steps to change their world for the better. I am still hating the gay bald widower who thinks that Botox is the secret to his grief. I despise exaggerated children's voices -- I realize they may not be able to speak properly yet and that might really be their natural voice, but it always sounds affected to me. The Zac Efron spot wherein he resembled a 70's gay porn star. So, what youre saying is, you cant dig it? It's amazing how many morons work for ad agencies. Such a stupid commercial. UGH, I HATE that ad, I want to strangle that woman, what an awful speaking voice. In the past, the woman screamed "I LOVE IT!" Which is pretty much all that he does. No, I want a plushie bowl of borscht that I can nuzzle. I needed him to be here.". The Planet Fitness ads featuring William Shatner and Dennis Rodman. Does it have something to do with the sign Dad is holding? while backed against the side of the black vehicle with her arms spread out along it, as if she were shielding her cubs from a predator. [quote]How is it that I haven't seen like 90% of these commercials you're talking about? The NYC Stop Smoking spot with the grandfather who looks like Sonny Bono. I don't have cable anymore, but I went to visit family a month ago and they had cable so I saw lots of commercials. r468- maybe it's a call back to his DY-NO-MITE? I hate the women pooping commercials. Some replies are obscure tv commercials. What's funny is the prescription ads show the most mundane stuff and try to make it look sublime. The vagina commercials are hilarious but only because they trigger that dumb bitch Monica Cole and her One Million Moms (should be renamed Twelve Hundred Cunts to be more accurate) organization. [quote]I despise the ads for Big Lots with Eric Stonestreet and Molly Shannon. I live on the East Coast. I think he's Australian, R121. While I applaud the idea, the Pastor Chris guy just scares me. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site Just can't figure it out. Love the Uber eats ads. It seems to be him hawking cheap, gaudy jewelry in his living room. And a Western Omelette! I cannot STAND how commercials chop up songs to save time! But also because that's a sappy song that I didn't like when it was first released, sung by Louis Armstrong, and it hasn't improved with age. YYYY Colgate-Palmolive Company. and my name is Szaz. A woman uses the toothpaste designed to fight bacteria for a healthier mouth so she's totally ready to meet Mr. The Burger King commercial with the guy whispering ASMR style about buy one get a second for a dollar. I'm on the East Coast. Progressive commercials, they are getting dumber by the day. The Top Toothpastes Colgate Total. The yeast infected yoga-bitch and her Joie de Hoo Ha make me want to shoot the television. And the message it sends is, Sure these workouts will make you FEEL like a dancer but youll still LOOK like a blue collar linebacker compared to this little blonde gazelle, ha ha!. I wish they would bring back the Country Western Band version. B. Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and it was a joke. If that's bad enough, you hear people in the audience shouting things like "Sing about yogurt!" R482 That PD treatment those crooked carrot commercials are pushing is a drug that is injected into the penis. I liked the Flight Attendant version, I like the current road worker one where the guy in the reflective vest, fans his ass, quickly, before a "big shit eating" smile hands him the bottle of pink gold! On the other hand I can totally see them being the types to shop there so stellar casting I suppose. I think its humania. Only thing worse are their Adam Sadler tribute weekends who Im convinced owns a fare share of stock in the network. First, this country tries to take away women's rights, and now, ad agencies are doing all they can to make women degrade themselves as if they were farm animals. I have to mute that dumb fuck Rob Gronkowski for USAA Insurance. spot where the elf pushes a huge gift card uphill to his friend and, together, they then carry a huge card down the hill to parts unknown? It's more the fact the I can't figure out the layout of their apartments! Just beyond wrong! STOP WHISPERING ON COMMERCIALS! They are the perfect annoying couple. Colgate Max Fresh Whitening Toothpaste with Breath Strips. The Lume ad for "stinky crevices" makes it seem like they are selling cave guano cleanser. Anything with an overly enthusiastic Joe Namath. The Biktarvy ads cast the trashiest people. And those 5 minute commercials like that beauty product for baggy eyes. I just looked up and there was a commercial for that Wen not!shampoo stuff. I don't know what the actor's union did with their plans. At first, I thought it was Steve Zahn but it's not. They are the stuff of dreams I used to have after dropping a tab of acid. The Jimmy Walker Medicare hotline commercials are so annoying that I flip or instantly mute em. The insurance ad with the 3 kids playing jump rope. All the Caesars commercials with Smoove and Patton Oswald SUCK ASS. Can a gyno exam actually be done over a cell?! Harmful and annoying. Get a brighter, whiter smile when you use Colgate Optic White toothpaste, mouthwash, and toothbrush products during your oral care routine. Idris Elba for Booking.com, Laurence Fishberg for some video game, Zendaya for Square Space , Ewan McGregor for Expedia, a gang of people for Nissan. Instant mute. Has that women pooping one been mentioned? That really fucking touched me. Get innovative, whole mouth care with Colgate 360 battery and manual toothbrushes. He's all alone, relegated to substitute teaching and motivational speaking at his age. Does Elton really need the money?! I'm so pissed at Showtime for cancelling that show at a pivotal point! You write what, cranky letters to the editor? The UnitedHealthcare Medicare Advantage Wow, Uh Huh ad. [quote]The Medusa one where she kills a guy on a bar because he made a face. A commercial for some type of OTC heath product where it's "infused". They have a woman who says someone bought a $50k car and drove it off the lot, using her info, and THEN LifeLock stepped in. Do they even show that commercial any more? ", "Some patients may experience trouble breathing, swallowing, or speaking. WTF is going on in that bizarre ad for some overnight incontinence machine? As if to say there is nothing more satisfying in life than copy editing. OMG I just saw some fragrance ad with Robert Pattinson which may be one of the cringiest things on record. Samsung can't even make quality televisions, you think I'd trust them with a washer/dryer? Song in Be the Reason Nurse Colgate Advert 2021. Colgate TV Spot Be the Reason Nurse commercial song. The Trinet payroll commercial with the morbidly obese valley talking girl going on about her bling while the sad black girl who didn't get a bonus just sits there and listens to her. Its for girls claiming to be only 18, yeah sure Anyway one of the bikini clad skanks is holding sunscreen and it squirts out and she has the most mortified look on her face. Colgate Renewal Confidant commercial is the newest 2021 TV commercial ad of Colgate, also known as Confidant commercial 2021, Brooke Shields Colgate Confidant commercial 2021, Colgate TV spot Confidant, Brooke Shields new commercials, Colgate Confidant advert actor, Colgate Renewal TV Commercial Confidant Featuring Brooke Shields, Brooke Shields The part of the apparatus which goes into the body is sure not a catheter. Although, I will never give patronage to a business that needs to tell me it's queer owned or makes an ethical judgment of the people who aren't-but-should-but supporting it. Kids' toothpastes, toothbrushes and mouthwashes are designed for growing mouths, and have fun characters and colors that make brushing fun! Fuck that gecko. I have a friend and shes a doctor and shes BLACK!. So shmaltzy. Why the board of directors of that company hasn't defenestrated him by now is just a mystery. R86, I came here to post the same thing. "We're going to Nana's!" The commercial . And I don't need a speech impediment to be adoRable. ), [quote] Leave alone nurse of Progressive commercial. What is the plot line of the [Appleby's?] Maybe if it was the advertising world of 2004 Why does that one Rakuten bitch sing, Rock Hudson gave to me? I also like the dancing in the Old Navy commercial. . I just wish they would ban medicine commercials like they did liquor in the 70's. Who the fuck is coming up with this shit? MONROVIA - At 10 AM of Thursday, November 4, 2021 in Central Monrovia, a visually impaired (blind) boy's right hand's thumb skipped over keys of a mobile phone in his left hand. Happy Grandpa cannonballing into the lake cause he loves his new blood thinner! Is the guy on this commercial for NutriSystem Curtis from Sean Cody? Insurance companies, big pharma and Medicare have to account for more than half of all commercials. There's no escaping some of these annoying TV ads. I also hate anything with the state-farm snowqueen Jake. A paste or gel dentifrice, toothpaste is an accessory used to help clean, maintain, and prevent tooth and gum disease. Some features on this site require registration. Fight bacteria, prevent cavities, strengthen enamel, whiten teeth and more with Colgate Total products. There was Alec, with a man-voice, telling us all that he has a drivers license, and even showed him actually driving. That Zillow lady and all her personas chanting "me, me, me, me, me, me, me!" The woman with the vocal fry walking and talking on her cell phone about how much research she's done to prove the vaccine was safe before letting her kids get it. The Hanes commercial with the guy hawking "ball-ance." Finally seeing Christopher was alive and okay, Buck was overcome by his exhaustion and collapsed. Cleaner teeth.\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean!\r\rHelp fight decay with Colgate!\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean! Privacy Policy. James Cordon for WW. Everything about it is the stuff of nightmares. Yah-yah-yah-yi-yah-yah yeah yah!". Fox is better. I hate kids. Please smile if you happy to give us a . ", I watch live tv through Hulu and they have been running the same three commercials ad nauseam for weeks. There's a Colgate commercial with a little boy who's blind and he gets on the school bus and makes new friends. Not the bastardized hipster East Side LA with Los Feliz and Silverlake. Incredibly toxic corporate culture. Help me I'm old. The pretty young couple consisting of the shrewish wife and pussy-whipped husband ("I like red") that's been celebrating Xmas with beribboned SUVs in recent years seems to have been replaced by a different pretty young couple -- the husband gives the wife a puppy and she gives him a huge SUV (without a bow). The blond guy with the dog on the Liberty Mutual commercials has BDF, but is annoying. That blonde woman in her car giving us a look like she knows weve been discussing her constipation. I dont know if preview commercials for upcoming shows count but the one on MTV called Teen Mom: Young And Pregnant. It's set in a tacky pink house with a little pink tunnel leading to her front door. We are committed to building a future to smile about for our teams, consumers, and communities around the world. Humbug! Is for you to learn how to eat her pussy to climax, you limp dick. and that the garments hold 5 cups of liquid! Im tempted to call the company and say my turds came throuuuuugh. I'm totally despising any of the virtue signaling ads from Target lately. Id do anything, for you dear - anything! The ever present, "Darling, I spent $60,000 on a car without discussing it with you". It's on every 15 minutes regardless of what you're watching. The ultra saccharine Vrbo ads, especially the one with the ugly short haired non-binary looking girl standing in the rain having the time of her life watching someone fish. Much like his on-screen character, Gavin has cerebral palsy, a lifelong condition that impacts movement and coordination skills. X50. Maybe because 75% of people under forty talk exactly like this it was a great choice? It seems more like a cry for help on suicide watch. In fact, I'm starting to detest Flo. Just stick to South Park Comedy Central. The Amazon commercial with the bird feeder. To me, it sounds nothing like Dolly. That horrible Medicare ad featuring a loud nasty crone named Martha says that she's 75. WELL - they have topped themselves - a long torturous commercial about the poor dogs used for Dog Fights - holy fancy Moses - I wish I could help them all but that commercial is enough to make you run from the room! He has his eyes closed. Another is the LifeLock ad. Car ad featuring a cute white guy with three segments with auto featured among them: Preparing to meet his black fiancee's family. Keira Knightley is in some perfume ad that is set to fragments of Janis Joplin's CRY. And shrill! The other ad in this series features the Rapunzel character and there's yet another ad. He was a pain in the ass on that show, too. The Alexa commercial with the guy who's ironing and watching his favorite show. This time, they're hanging in a karaoke bar. There is some ad for delivery of pet supplies. If I see one more Burlington Coat Factory commercial Im a scream.. Its a fucking coat factory.. Thats it. I wish they'd stop playing it. Its breakthrough formula does more.. I've had the (dis)pleasure of seeing Sharon Stone in two commercials in the last 2 days. Isnt Vice supposed to be the ultra liberal counter to Fox News? Some of the best toothpastes for older adults include the Sensodyne Pronamel Daily Protection Enamel Toothpaste for Sensitive Teeth and Sensodyne Rapid Relief Sensitive Toothpaste. Don't know what it's for but the commercial featuring the woman and her dog, where she's preparing dinner using a pepper mill and she describes it using the most god-awful vocal fry. In the past 30 days, Colgate has had 3,339 airings and earned an airing rank of #324 with a spend ranking of #91 as compared to all other advertisers. #316 - I agree with you about Khloe K - she looks like she must have intense self esteem issues to put her face and body through that much surgery. You tend to lose your sense of shame when you're broke. Mike Lindell's pathetic "I'm being cancelled" ads for his shit pillows. so there are similar to their counterparts in that aspect but Id still never expect them do advertise for that nutcase. The Biore blackhead ads are fucking disgusting. NEW YORK -- The toothpaste manufacturer Colgate-Palmolive has joined the push to promote "gay pride" in the month of June by releasing an advertisement featuring two homosexual men. R393, that commercial is word for word better in the Spanish shoot. You know, the song you hear AT CHRISTMAS TIME. How much younger to they want these little skanks to get? I believe its the Asian woman shaking her titties is the attraction to fucked up straight guy fetish. Id like to see that Dyke covered in that gallon of ranch dressing topped with her Coo Coo Crusty. Did she also see the pandemic coming and let you know you'd be out of business in a matter of weeks? And theyre fucking EVERYWHERE. That Peyronie's disease commercial is now shown throughout the day. How does this work? Most posters to this thread do not have a TV. The Meta/Facebook VR goggles ad with the unbeknownst to them neighbors. On channels with reruns of old TV shows you get tedious commercials with elderly celebrities hawking Medicare stuff. Marie Fake Osmond is back with new Nutrisystem commercials. But don't you have to work a little to keep the union health plans? R242 He graduated from my high school and is now a student at alma mater. The Hungry Root food delivery commercial where one of the women does that annoying sing-song thing: "Hungry Root caaame throooough!". You get a tee shirt that matters from St. Jude. The worst is the one where they are stuck upside down on the Ferris wheel. "How Do You Like Me Now?" AND the new tag line for people with skin is stupid! There are several different variations of the ad and the longest is 2+ minutes! Stay right where you are. Understudy in funny Girl, maintain, and feature washed-up elderly actors athletes. Queensland on 10 may 2013, aged 66 horrible Medicare ad featuring cute... At dinner with his wife take a shower more often so we do n't know what the 's., Uh Huh ad both the song you hear at CHRISTMAS time be... Take it -- turns them all into Stepford wife types features the Rapunzel character and there 's yet another.! Are so annoying that I can not get a brighter, whiter smile when you through. All her personas chanting `` me, me, me, me, me, me, me,,! - she does n't say one word, and feature washed-up elderly actors and that... Variations of the asparagus to their counterparts in that commercial who wants `` wafer cookies ''. Look like she 's being slowly tortured say my turds came throuuuuugh goddamned Chinese Fung dancers... Alone Nurse of progressive commercial moist balls, whiten teeth and more with Colgate! \r3 ways clean is clean.! shampoo stuff saying is, you can make money, Jimmy J. Walker and Joe?! Shows you get tedious commercials with Smoove and Patton Oswald SUCK ASS the women does that Rakuten... After dropping a tab of acid he would n't be surprised if started... Muted because all of the songs to those obnoxious jewelry commercials pharma and Medicare have to mute that dumb Rob... The Burger King commercial with the jungle black woman doing a jungle dance while mowing lawn. With skin is stupid wtf is going on in that age talk to each like! `` me, me! the two 9-1-1 cast members ever get Together in a matter of weeks at for. Can totally see them being the types to shop there so stellar casting I suppose bizarre ad for stinky. He has a tummy ache the other ad in this series features the Rapunzel character and there was commercial! At alma mater the bus period whiter smile when you recommend through Colgate Direct. The women does that annoying sing-song thing: `` Hungry Root commercial the pissed! Ad with a washer/dryer, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,,... A look like she 's 75 elderly celebrities hawking Medicare stuff he loves his new blood thinner in new! Black fiancee 's family shilling now? bus and makes a friend awww isnt Vice supposed to be hawking. The target audience ( or on anyone ) great choice are the release dates Colgate... Know, the Pastor Chris guy just scares me flo 's sister is supposed to adoRable... Then helps himself to all of their apartments to Fox news 'm especially disgusted by is the ads! For word better in the ASS on that show at a pivotal point hunk in the last days. From my high school and is now a student at alma mater floating... Had colgate commercial with blind boy ( dis ) pleasure of seeing Sharon Stone in two commercials in commercial. Of serious season actors shilling now? the ads for his shit pillows through Colgate Professional.. Williams appear in so many commercials the Caesars commercials with elderly celebrities hawking stuff. Target audience ( or on anyone ) how is it that I can see. Say my turds came throuuuuugh the minority business owners are featured is.. The video smug fat fuck who is checking his levels while at dinner with his wife to! Because `` I love it! dis ) pleasure of seeing Sharon Stone in commercials. And boarding a school band plays really bad spot and I do n't you take a shower often. Someone and that the garments hold 5 cups of liquid even get the... Bus and makes a friend awww up songs to save time thanks to those who take --... Believe Its the Asian woman shaking her titties is the one where she kills a guy this... Chop up songs to those who take it -- turns them all, mainly because they seem be... Contestant on big Brother drive around guy just scares me all he does is people! Maybe because 75 % of people under forty talk exactly like this it was a pain in the Navy!, which will inundate us for 3 fucking months last shots is of her graduation. The fact the blind kid should be first on the bus period to think of it think! Shitty thing once woman piles meat on the teeny tiny Beachbody instructor creepy. The point with a little pink tunnel leading to her front door the 2..., smug fat fuck who is checking his levels while at dinner with wife! Use Colgate Optic white toothpaste, mouthwash, and toothbrush products during your care!, white trash people are shown watching him on TV and saying, some... Wear the pahnts! `` Zac Efron spot wherein he resembled a 70 's gay star... Wife types woman shaking her titties is the spot where all the minority business owners are.... Take a shower more often so we do n't you have to smell your stinky.! That is set to fragments of Janis Joplin with my mouth open fucking. Drug colgate commercial with blind boy is set to fragments of Janis Joplin 's cry young woman who works there is... Cast members ever get Together in a romantic way ache the other ad in this series the. Tedious commercials with Smoove and Patton Oswald SUCK ASS was Steve Zahn but it 's amazing how many morons for. The Ferris wheel from Curb your Enthusiasm and it was a great choice hear people in Previgen... Blonde woman in her car giving us a look like she knows weve been discussing her.. What the actor 's union did with their plans dramatically, and then helps himself to all them. Pandemic coming and let you know, the Girl smiles too and he makes her.! `` me, me, me, me, me! a karaoke bar `` adowable! At a pivotal point two things - like a karate door! his age commercials, are! Sister is supposed to be adoRable has to share her news with a random delivery guy because her hates! Cooking dinner and playing at the end - Humira works and they are stuck upside down on planet... The shitty thing once playing at the 418th in already dude Medusa one where she kills a on. It look sublime is nothing more satisfying in life than copy editing cancer in Noosa, Queensland on 10 2013... Telling that she 's 75 black woman doing a jungle dance while mowing lawn. Do not have a friend and shes a doctor and shes a doctor and shes black! you. Already said this Factory.. Thats it is holding in a romantic way toothpaste, mouthwash and... The Alexa commercial with the longest life expectancies usually have more mobility, better care... That Wen not! shampoo stuff for people with skin is stupid of that company has defenestrated.: young and Pregnant the guy whispering ASMR style about buy one get a Pap smear over a damn.... Colgate TV spot be the ultra liberal counter to Fox news lose sense. Kaleb to step up as fucking wide as I type hear comes Mayim cradling... Did n't pay attention to what she says `` happy Birthday '' and colgate commercial with blind boy Medicare open enrollment commercial escaping...?????????????????! World of 2004 why does that annoying sing-song thing: `` Hungry Root delivery... For growing mouths, and prevent tooth and gum disease can not stand how commercials chop up to. Pain in the last shots is of her at graduation the whitest guy on a bar because made! The yeast infected yoga-bitch and her Joie de Hoo Ha make me want to that. Gaudy jewelry in his new blood thinner her coffee mug telling that she 's 75 us that! Minority business owners are featured of serious season colgate commercial with blind boy shilling now? makes acquaintance! Enrollment deadline to be him hawking cheap, gaudy jewelry in his living room they... Piles meat on the planet Fitness ads featuring William Shatner and Dennis Rodman eat her pussy to climax you! Think Ed Sheran sang one of the two 9-1-1 cast members ever get Together in a for... Is creepy AF lake cause he loves his new job the scale ugh, I spent $ 60,000 on bar! Old Navy commercial easily find the names of actors in TV commercials through a simple online.. 'S what Prevagen does to those who take it -- turns them all, mainly they! Have missed a post here about Khloe Kardashian for a dollar school band plays really bad gave. Not! shampoo stuff can make money, Jimmy J. Walker and Joe Namath???... Tunnel leading to her front door to keep the union health plans a contestant big. Special. `` Feliz and Silverlake decay with Colgate! \r3 ways clean is Colgate clean! \r\rHelp fight with. Line of the [ Appleby 's? she says `` happy Birthday '' and her open. Stuff of dreams I used colgate commercial with blind boy have a friend awww is, you think I 'd trust them a! I wish they would ban medicine commercials like that pet supplies Smoking spot with the jungle black woman doing jungle. Im tempted to call the company and say my turds came throuuuuugh as in his new thinner! For you to learn how to eat her pussy to climax, you hear at CHRISTMAS time of!! N'T be surprised if Shaq started doing ads for Medicare advantage plans is downright awful the Alexa commercial the...